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LAWYER ON A BICYCLE
If you see a lawyer on a bicycle
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A YOUNG BOY WALKED UP TO HIS FATHER AND ASKED
A young boy walked up to his father and asked
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YOU WON'T GO TO JAIL
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer
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CONSULTATION FEES
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed
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A LAWYER WAS DRIVING HIS BIG BMW...
A lawyer was driving his big BMW...
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A YOUNG ATTORNEY WHO HAD TAKEN OVER HIS FATHER’S PRACTICE
A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice
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THE PREACHER CAME ALONG
The preacher came along and wrote upon the signboard
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A GANG OF ROBBERS BROKE INTO A LAWYERS' CLUB BY MISTAKE.
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyers' club by mistake.
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THE LAWYER, THE CZECH, AND THE BEARS
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
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THE RUNNERS
Two friends enter a marathon
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Wacky Lawsuits |
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SHOOTER'S MOM SEEKS WORKMAN'S COMP
Shooter's Mom Seeks Workman's Comp October 2003:
After Jonathon Russell went on a shooting spree at the manufacturing plant where he worked, le
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SCHOOL RESPONSIBLE FOR BAD BREAK-UP
In February 2004, a New York court ordered a school district to pay a former student $375,000 when his two-year affair with a school secretary ended.
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NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
In July 2004, two teenage girls in Colorado baked cookies and delivered them to their neighbors. But the door-knocking apparently scared Wanita Young,
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MAYBE I WAS DRUNK .... BUT ....
A drunk driver was speeding, careened passed detour signs and crashed. He sued the engineering firm that designed the road, the contractor, four subco
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JEWISH HUMOUR
A woman in Israel sued a TV station and its weatherman for $1,000 after he predicted a sunny day and it rained. The woman claims the forecast caused h
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THAT DAMN DOG
A minister and his wife sued a guide-dog school for $160,000 after a blind man learning to use a seeing-eye dog trod on the woman's toes in a shopping
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ROSS V. GTE CALIFORNIA
A Southern California attorney (full name intentionally withheld to avoid further embarassment) filed a lawsuit against GTE California (now Verizon) f
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WOMAN WHO DROVE DRUNK GETS $300,000
An Ontario woman who got drunk at an office party and crashed her car has successfully sued her employer for allowing her to drive -- even though her
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