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18-YEAR-OLD ACCUSED OF HAVING SEX WITH DOG ARRESTED FOR CHILD PORN
An 18-year-old who, along with his mother, lost custody of his two dogs after authorities found signs of bestiality, was arrested Monday after detecti.. 

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MAN GOES ON RAMPAGE AFTER GIRLFRIEND DENIES HIM SEX
BRADENTON - Authorities say a 20-year-old man hit his girlfriend when she wouldn't have sex with him Monday morning and then went to a house armed wit.. 

HARVARD REVIEW CAMPUS COPS AFTER ACCUSATIONS OF PROFILING
Campus police at Harvard University are under scrutiny, as the Ivy League school this week launched a review of the department amid allegations of pos.. 

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MALE ENHANCEMENT PILL MAKER GETS TWENTY FIVE YEARS IN PRISON
CINCINNATI ---A business owner convicted of defrauding customers seeking male sexual enhancement products and a variety of herbal supplements was sent.. 

SOME MEDICAL POT DISPENSERS MAY BE ILLEGAL
SAN FRANCISCO ---Medical marijuana dispensers that operate for-profit likely violate California law, according to guidelines that may encourage local .. 

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OREGON INDIAN TRIBE LEGALIZES SAME SEX MARRIAGE
A request from a bride-to-be has led an Oregon Indian tribe to legalize same-sex marriage, a move leaders say may be the first of its kind in the Unit.. 

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'DEPORT YOURSELF' PILOT PROGRAM FOR ILLEGALS DEEMED A FAILURE
SANTA ANA, Calif. ---A pilot program allowing illegal immigrants to surrender to authorities to avoid jail and have more control over their deportatio.. 

COURT DOESN'T BUY PENIS WAS TOO SMALL TO SEE IN FLASHING CASE
A promise and a prediction. I will do my best not to insert bad puns into this column.

I will fail.

Houston's 14th Court of Appeals on T.. 

MAN CALLS 911 TO REPORT HE CAN'T GET A REFUND ON CONDOMS
The caller this weekend told police he'd just been robbed at a Route 4 gas station in Englewood. He called again moments later with a description of t.. 

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WOMAN CUFFED, TAKEN DOWNTOWN OVER OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS
GRAFTON - Heidi Dalibor is the first to admit that she ignored calls and letters from the Grafton library regarding two overdue books.

She als.. 

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GRAMMAR VIGILANTES ARRESTED FOR VANDALISM
Two self-anointed "grammar vigilantes" who toured the nation removing typos from public signs have been banned from national parks after vandalizing a.. 

WARNER BROTHERS SUING OVER INDIAN 'HARI PUTTAR' MOVIE
Hollywood studio Warner Bros are suing Indian producers in relation to a movie they believe infringes the copyright of the 'Harry Potter' franchise.

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MAN ARRESTED FOR 'TWO CENT' SOLICITATION OFFER
BONITA SPRINGS — Fausino Diaz Hernandez should be well known to Lee County Sheriff’s deputies.

He has seven aliases and 19 arrests, most of the.. 

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WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO KIDNAP 'VIRTUAL ROMANCE' PARTNER
A North Carolina postal worker not ready to end her virtual romance with a Delaware man was arrested in Maryland after breaking into his Claymont apar.. 

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'MODERN DAY NINJAS' ARRESTED BY COPS
CLIFTON — Two "modern day Ninjas" calling themselves Shinobi Warriors on a quest to rid the area of drug users and drug dealers have been put out of b.. 

WITNESSES MAY BE REQUIRED IN BOSTON TRANSIT WORKERS DRUG TESTS
Some transportation workers in Boston and across the country may soon have an audience when they give urine samples for workplace drug tests, accordin.. 

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VIRGIN MARY'S LATEST SIGHTING.... A TREE IN CANADA
An uncanny likeness of the Virgin Mary formed into the bark of a Scarborough tree has left dumbfounded residents wondering if their neighbourhood has .. 

TEXAS WANTS SOME FLDS SECT KIDS BACK IN CUSTODY
SAN ANGELO, Texas---Some of the children taken from a polygamist sect's ranch, placed in foster care and then returned to their parents could be heade.. 

CALIFORNIA SUPREME COURT RULES DOCTORS CAN'T DISCRIMINATE
The California Supreme Court today ruled unanimously that doctors cannot cite their religious beliefs as grounds to deny gay and lesbian patients medi.. 

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WOMAN KEEPS DEAD BOYFRIEND'S CORPSE FOR SEVERAL DAYS
TRENTON - The live-in girlfriend charged Thursday with murdering her boyfriend in their Oak Avenue residence called police Wednesday night and confess.. 

WOMAN ACCUSED OF BEATING FIANCE AT PARTY
POULSBO, Wash. —
A Poulsbo woman was jailed after being accused of beating up her fiance at their prenuptial party.

Kitsap County sheriff's.. 

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HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION HAS PROBLEM WITH RESIDENT'S FORD PICKUP
If there's one thing Texans are serious about, it's pickups.

But a Frisco man says his truck is being targeted simply because his homeowners a.. 

MAN SUES OVER 9-FOOT TAPEWORM
Anthony Franz had started to eat healthy, but the salmon salad he ordered for lunch from Shaw's Crab House in August 2006 wasn't the best choice, acco.. 

MOM TICKETED FOR SAYING 'F-WORD' IN WAL-MART
If all storms had a name, this one would start with the letter F.

As Tropical Storm Edouard closed in on the Texas Gulf Coast last week, a stor.. 

MOM ARRESTED AFTER HAVING 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER DRIVER HER TO BAR
A Longview mother remained in the Gregg County Jail on Thursday after police said she had her 12-year-old daughter drive her to a bar on the woman's b.. 

COURT SAYS SAUDI ARABIA NOT LIABLE FOR 9-11 ATTACK
NEW YORK - A federal appeals court ruled Thursday that Saudi Arabia and four of its princes cannot be held liable in the Sept. 11 attacks even if they.. 

FAMILY OF GAY BOY KILLED AT SCHOOL BLAMES SCHOOL DRESS CODE
VENTURA, Calif. (AP) ? The family of a gay Oxnard teenager who was fatally shot in class is suing the school district, claiming its failure to enforce.. 

MAN KEPT WIFE AND KIDS HOSTAGE IN MOBILE HOME FOR 3 YEARS
A Georgia man allegedly imprisoned his wife and children in a filthy mobile home filled with trash and insects for more than three years, police said... 

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TRANSPLANT RECIPIENT ACCUSED OF MURDER PLOT
STILLWATER, Minn---A Woodbury teenager who underwent a heart transplant around five years ago has been accused of hatching a gruesome plot to murder a.. 

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CHILD SEX CULT LEADER TO BE RELEASED FROM PRISON
On Friday, after serving 33 years for sex crimes against children, George Feigley, 68, will exit prison and reenter society.

Because of the ti.. 

EDWARDS MISTRESS PAID BY CAMPAIGN AFTER SHE STOPPED WORKING FOR THEM
WASHINGTON — John Edwards' political action committee paid his mistress $14,000 after she stopped working for it to obtain 100 hours of unused videot.. 

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COLLEGE STUDENT SUES MALL FOR KICKING HER OUT OVER SHORT DRESS
A Kentucky college student has hired a lawyer after she was escorted out of a mall by security on Sunday because her dress was deemed too short, MyFOX.. 

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COLLEGE WRESTLERS KICKED OFF TEAM FOR GAY PORN PICS
Two college athletes gifted with chiseled physiques befitting the cut-weight culture of their sport were kicked off Nebraska's elite wrestling team af.. 

RUSSIA NOT HAPPY OVER PRESIDENT BUSH'S COMMENTS
Russia responded angrily to President Bush's harsh words this morning about their handling of the situation in the former Soviet republic of Georgia, .. 

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AL QAEDA'S 'MATA HARI' PLOTTED TO KILL CARTER, BUSH
Long before Aafia Siddique was arrested in Afghanistan last month, allegedly in possession of a list of New York targets and chem-bio weapons informat.. 

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WOMAN HITS BIKE RIDER THEN FLEES NAKED
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police recently arrested a woman they said deliberately hit a bike rider and crashed two separate cars, and then ran off naked.<.. 

MAN ARRESTED FOR MASTURBATING OUTSIDE OF STRIP CLUB
A Flandreau man faces charges of indecent exposure after Sioux Falls police found him masturbating outside a strip club early Sunday morning.

A.. 

LIBRARIAN FIGHTS FIRING OVER TELL-ALL BOOK
Sometimes a pen name isn’t cover enough, Sally Stern-Hamilton has learned.
The publication of her controversial book, “The Library Diaries,” writte.. 

WOMAN SUES FOR RIGHT TO MASSAGE HORSES
DAMASCUS, Md. —

Mercedes Clemens is certified to massage humans, but she claims the state of Maryland is keeping her from her first love: Mass.. 

TODDLER STARVED BY CULT AFTER REFUSING TO SAY 'AMEN'
BALTIMORE —

A toddler whose remains were found inside a suitcase in Philadelphia this spring was starved to death by members of a religious cu.. 

AMATEUR VET BOTCHES DOG'S CASTRATION
An amateur veterinarian's failed attempt to neuter a friend's schnauzer became a police matter when the owner took the dog in for emergency treatment... 

GRANDMOTHER WHO LET CHILD RIDE ON ROOF INSISTS SHE WAS DRIVING 'AT SNAIL SPEED'
MARATHON, Fla. - Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child s.. 

CHEERLEADING ACTIVITIES AT TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL SUSPENDED AFTER HAZING
Varsity cheerleading activity at Morton Ranch High School has been suspended while Katy school officials investigate hazing allegations that students .. 

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR SUES STATE CONTROLLER OVER PAY REDUCTION
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's administration sued Democratic state Controller John Chiang on Monday in an effort to cut pay for about 180,000 state emp.. 

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EDWARDS' MISTRESS HAD SCORN FOR ELIZABETH EDWARDS
Elizabeth Edwards has "bad energy," claimed the woman who had an affair with two-time presidential candidate John Edwards, according to Monday's onlin.. 

SWEDISH NURSE COULD LOSE JOB AFTER POSTING SURGERY PHOTOS ON FACEBOOK
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — A Swedish neurosurgeon at a Stockholm hospital says a nurse could lose her job after posting photos of surgeries on Facebook.
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WOMAN INDICTED OVER PHONE BOOKS
LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Most people want to get rid of their old phone books, but a Las Cruces woman has been indicted for fraud for allegedly keeping mor.. 

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NEW TOUCHING/ NO TOUCHING RULES FOR OHIO PRIESTS
CINCINNATI



The Archdiocese of Cincinnati has issued a detailed list of inappropriate behaviors for priests, saying they should not kis.. 

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PSYCHIC TWIST IN CAYLEE ANTHONY CASE
ORLANDO, Fla. —

A team of psychic detectives is assisting Orlando police in their search for missing three-year-old Florida girl Caylee Marie .. 

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JOHN EDWARDS ADMITS TO AFFAIR
John Edwards’ explanation of his affair with videographer Rielle Hunter includes several apparent inconsistencies, which grate against his assertion t.. 

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71 DAYS IN JAIL FOR STEALING TWO HOT DOGS
WICHITA, Kansas--Hear about the guy who spent 71 days in jail for stealing two hot dogs from a Wichita QuikTrip?

Wait. He didn't steal the hot .. 

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TEACHERS FILM HORROR MOVIE IN SCHOOL
An Upper St. Clair teacher resigned her position after school officials learned that she and her husband had filmed portions of a horror movie they ar.. 

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EXPERTS SAY HILLARY CLINTON WILL RUN IN 2008
**BILL'S THOUGHTS--If Hillary runs, I think she will win...especially if she gets paired up with someone like Barack Obama.


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